Help! I'm trapped in a National Geographic special over here!

We've got four sliding glass doors here at Monkey Central. One on the ground floor in the front and one in the back. We've also got one in the front on the second floor and one in the back. There is a railing in front of the upstairs sliding glass doors.

Some times when it rains really hard, as it did for a bit this morning, squirrels will climb up and perch on the railing in front of the sliding glass door in the room where I do my blogging. I heard the rain this morning and then I heard a thump. I looked over and I saw this through the window:
I did not believe my eyes. It was not one squirrel, it was two.

And they were "gettin' busy."

They were so engrossed in "makin' bacon" that they did not stop when I crept up and took the above picture. After they finished the rain stopped as well and as they scampered off they lit little cigarettes and puffed them happily.