Good Morning Blog World

Damn. I had a tough night..must have been something I ate..then maybe not. I have spent a lot of time around hospitals the past week and that is the best place I know of to catch a bug and get sick. I think I caught a stomach bug..it has been worse than Montezuma's Revenge and even worse than the Turkey trots.

Funny thing about the Turkey trots. When sweetthing and I first went to Turkey we lived on the Turkish economy in an apartment in Adana Turkey. We werewarned to either treat or boil the water because it was not safe to drink. Well, I looked around me and saw a city of 600,000 people drinking this water and figured hell with it. We lived on the economy for over a year and drank the water and never had a sick day. Then we moved into base housing..yep, you guessed it..took both of us a week to get over the Turkey Trots. And it must have been the water..

But I shall survive. Got to..I have physical therapy in about an hour..damn...pull on that nautilus machine and something will run down my leg...and that ain't the worst part..the smell will knock a maggot off a gut wagon. I may have to cancel..

I suspect I have already told you more than you ever wanted to know about this medical condition so I will leave you with just one thought: "Does a person shit what they eat?...or eat what they shit..."

Y'all come, heah?